Those SL Profiles

I encountered a hilarious gag profile description on Murgatroid Mincemeat's profile today. He said I could publish it, so here goes. If you are accustomed to reading the profile descriptions in Second Life, this will definitely reach you:

ABOUT BOX TEMPLATE
[INSERT: greeting]
[INSERT: inane info re: your presence in SL (the more inane...the better!)]
[INSERT: tired cliches, bad poetry (bonus points if you wrote it yourself), sappy pronouncements of love, other cringe-inducing stupidity]
[INSERT (optional): some variation on how hot you are, your bf/gf is, idiotic threat to harm someone if they threaten your Endless Love...etc...]
[INSERT: date you were "collared"]
[INSERT: state that you are "not here for DRAMA!!"]


Hahahahaha! Unfortunately, blogger is not compatible with the SL photo I took of the hottie that said this, but once I re-format I will throw it up here. Very cool dude and he makes some awesome modern homes.